216 Travel Jokes: Vacation & Aeroplane Puns

Delays, hunger and tiredness are all part of the travel. Now you can turn them into unforgettable vacations with this huge collection of travel jokes and puns. And I wrote them short so anyone can remember them! 

Get ready to laugh before you even get on vacation. This will be fun!

12 Spain Travel Jokes

Here are 12 Spain-themed travel jokes to get you in the mood for sangria and siestas:

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job in Spain? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I tried to learn Spanish, but when I went on vacation, all I could remember was one phrase… …”Donde está la biblioteca?” (Where is the library?)
3. Why was the Spanish chef always getting confused? …He kept misplacing his chorizo!
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Spain? …Pouch patata.
5. I always pack way too much when travelling to Spain… …My suitcases were practically overweight with guilt.
6. How did Darth Vader like his paella? …On the dark side.
7. What’s the difference between a good Spanish joke and a bad one? … The Costa! (Get it…the cost!)
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid to travel to Spain? …He heard they have so many problems there with square roots.
9. Why did the tomato blush in Spain? …Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Where do sheep go on vacation in Spain? …The Baaa-learic Islands.
11. I had the best time at the fiesta in Spain… …It was a real crowd-pleaser.
12. What’s a Spanish ghost’s favourite meal? …Boo-ella!

12 Airport SecurityJokes

Here are a dozen airport security jokes to get you chuckling.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job at airport security? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I saw a man get stopped at airport security for having a small bottle of water… …In his defence, it wasn’t his fault, it was clearly a case of water mistaken identity.
3. What did the belt say to the pants at the security checkpoint? …”Hold on tight, this could get a little rough.”
4. Never date a TSA agent… …They know all your baggage.
5. TSA agent: “Sir, do you have anything metal on you?” Me: “Besides my crippling anxiety and knees from years of student debt? Nope.”
6. I always laugh when I go through airport security. …The struggle to take off my shoes while balancing on one leg is pure comedy.
7. Airport security is getting intense. The other day, I had to remove my belt, shoelaces, jacket, dignity… …Next thing you know, they’ll tell me my pants are optional.
8. Why did the chewing gum get arrested at airport security? …It was caught in a sticky situation.
9. I swear, airport security X-rays can somehow detect snacks I forgot I had.
10. It’s pretty tough to smuggle shampoo onto a plane… …They always seem to be head and shoulders above any attempt.
11. TSA Agent: “Empty your pockets please.” Me: “Sure, there’s a lifetime of hopes and dreams…”
12. Airport security officer: “Please step to the side and place your arms out…” Me: “Is this interpretive dance time already?”

12 Airport Jokes

Here’s a collection of airport jokes to get you in the mood while (endlessly) waiting.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job at the airport? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo at the airport? …Check-in luggage.
3.  always try to arrive at the airport early… …The security lines seem shorter when no one else is there.
4. Why did the plane get sent to its room? …Bad altitude!
5. What do you call bears with no luggage? …Carry-ons!
6. My wife told me I should stop acting like a flamingo at the airport. …I had to put my foot down.
7. What’s the difference between a good pilot and a great pilot? …A good pilot lands the plane. A great pilot can use it again.
8. What do you say to someone working extra shifts at airport security? …You really scan-dalized me!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over at the airport terminal? …It was two tired.
10. How do trees get online at the airport? …They log in!
11. I got fired from my job at airport security yesterday. … I saw someone suspicious, so I flipped his luggage inside out. It just seemed rude to leave his clothes folded.
12. Never date a tennis player. …Love means nothing to them.

12 Travel Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the scarecrow love his trip? …Because the field trip was outstanding!
2. Where do sheep go on vacation? …The Baaa-hamas!
3. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? …To get to the bottom!
4. Where do cows go for entertainment? …To the moo-vies!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? …Pouch potato!
6. Why did the picture go to jail? …Because it was framed!
7. What’s a ghost’s favourite vacation spot? …The Dead Sea!
8. How does the ocean say hello? …It waves!
9. What did the traffic light say to the car? …Don’t look now, I’m changing!
10. Why did the spider go on the computer? …To check his website!
11. Where does a sick boat go? …To the dock-tor!
12. Why did the scarecrow get an award? …Because he was outstanding in his field!

12 Knock-knock Travel Jokes

Here are the 12 absolute silliest knock-knock jokes to tickle your travel funny bone.

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess where I’m going on vacation?
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby got tickets…we’re going on a cruise!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca my bags, we’re going on an adventure!
4. Knock, knock Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with this suitcase?
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I go on this many rides, let’s hit the theme park!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome for planning this awesome trip!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva feeling we’re about to have a great vacation!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ada. Ada who? Ada way to start this road trip!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska friend to come with me next time!
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with your luggage, the taxi’s here!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting all year for this vacation!

12 Travel Jokes for Adults

Get ready for some good laughs with these travel jokes for more ‘mature’ travellers.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his trip? …Because the field trip was outstanding!
2. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. …I lost my case.
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? …Pouch potato.
4. Why did the melons want to elope? …Because they cantaloupe.
5. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? …I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus.
6. I went to the worst zoo in the world. All they had was one dog. …It was a Shih Tzu.
7. I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. …Never again.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? …Frostbite.
9. I finally got around to booking those flights to Germany. … I’m really excited, but worried I’ll make a franklfurter myself on the plane.
10. My wife hates it when I blow air on her while in a foreign country. …She calls it my Czech Republic behaviour.
11. I asked a friend ‘Why do you love going to Holland?’ … He said, “Well, I wouldn’t if I couldn’t.”
12. Be careful if you decide to skydive on your vacation. …It could really come back to haunt you.

12 Travel Jokes One-liners

Here’s a selection of travel one-liners.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his trip? …Because the trip was outstanding in its field!
2. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage… I lost my case.
3. How do you prevent a summer cold? …Catch it in the winter!
4. I finally decided to take my suitcase on vacation… I wanted to see if it would go any further than I usually do.
5. Why do aeroplane seats need a vacation? … They’re always getting reclined by passengers.
6. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
7. I got all emotional at the baggage carousel … It’s nice to see people being reunited with the things they love.
8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? …Pouch potato.
9. It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
10. Vacation calories don’t count, right?
11. My therapist suggests getting out more … Maybe a nice relaxing trip somewhere, she said. I think I’ll become a luggage handler at the airport.
12. I packed my suitcase and brought half with me … Unfortunately, it was the wrong half.

12 Travel Dad Jokes

Here are 12 classic dad jokes for your next travel.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his trip? …He was outstanding in his field!
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the airport? …Don’t worry, they’ll let him go once the ransom demands are met.
3. My wife’s really mad that I have no sense of direction… So I packed my bags and right!
4. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? …To get to the bottom.
5. Why do bees have sticky hair? …Because they use honeycombs.
6. I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage… I lost my case.
7. Why did the picture go to jail? …It was framed.
8. Where do crayons go on vacation? …Color-ado!
9. Why did the scarecrow get an award? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. How does the ocean say hello? …It waves.
11. Where do sheep go on vacation? … The Baa-hamas.
12. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? … Because they’re shellfish.

12 Aeroplane Jokes for Kids

Here are 12 kid-friendly aeroplane jokes that’ll have them giggling.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job? …Because he was outstanding in his field! (Get it, flying over fields?)
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on an aeroplane? …A pouch potato!
3. Why did the aeroplane get sent to its room? …It had bad altitude!
4. Where do airplanes go when they get sick? …To the flight doctor!
5. What do you call an airplane that does magic? …A flying sorcerer!
6. Why was the aeroplane blushing? …It saw the runway’s landing strip!
7. How do you keep the sun out of an aeroplane? …Pull up the window shades!
8. What do aeroplanes like to read? …Airline magazines!
9. What did the ocean say to the aeroplane? …Nothing, it just waved!
10. How do bees travel? …They take the buzzzz airlines!
11. What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a magician? …A flying sorcerer!
12. Why did the scarecrow fly an airplane? …Because he was outstanding in his field!

12 Aeroplane Jokes for Adults

Here are 12 aeroplane jokes with a slightly grown-up slant.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job? …Because he was outstanding in his field! (Ok, technically not on a plane, but we’re warming up)
2. Why did the flight attendant blush after the pilot kissed her? …She realized she was on cloud nine.
3. Why are aeroplanes like teenagers? …They are always pushing their limits and going farther than expected.
4. How do you get a sweet little old lady to curse? …Cancel her flight.
5. I quit my job at the airport baggage claim. …I felt like I wasn’t going anywhere and all the work was too heavy to handle.
6. What did the ocean say to the aeroplane? …Nothing, it just waved.
7. Why do flight attendants make good therapists? …They’re used to dealing with emotional baggage.
8. I hate travelling with friends who are pilots. …They’re always making pointless remarks.
9. Never date a flight attendant. …They’re always so far away.
10. Did you hear about those two pilots who fought in mid-air? …There were soaring tensions.
11. What’s the difference between an airplane and a husband? …The airplane stops whining at the gate.
12. My new job as an aeroplane repo man has its ups and downs.

12 Aeroplane Food Jokes

Here are 12 aeroplane food jokes to get you chuckling.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job on the plane? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call an airline that flies backwards? …A receding airline.
3. Why did the aeroplane get sent to its room? …It had a bad attitude!
4. Why did the cookie cry on the plane? …Because it was a long flight and he was feeling crumby.
5. What’s the hardest part about learning to fly a plane? …Remembering which snacks you packed and which ones the airline gave you.
6. How did the peanuts make friends on the flight? …They just opened up and got a little salty with each other.
7. I always order a club sandwich on planes… …I’m not really into it, but it’s a popular choice to beat the other passengers with.
8. Why was the airplane meal upset? …It had a lot on its plate.
9. Why did the scarecrow refuse airline food? …He said the food was a little corny.
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on an airplane? …Pouch potato.
11. How do you make an airplane sandwich? …Put it between two slices of clouds!
12. My friend always makes sure he never misses his flight… …He’s terrified of becoming part of the food chain at the airport restaurant.

12 Summer Vacation Jokes

Here’s a set of 12 summer vacation jokes to sheer up your next travel.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his job? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on vacation? …Pouch potato!
3. Where do sharks go on summer vacation? …Finland!
4. Why did the robot go on summer vacation? …To recharge his batteries.
5. What did the beach say when the tide came in? …Long time, no sea.
6. Why don’t oysters give to charity? …Because they’re shellfish!
7. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? …Finding half a worm in your apple!
8. Where do sheep go on vacation? …The Baa-hamas
9. What do you call a snowman in July? …A puddle
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? …Because it was two tired!
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? …Fsh!
12. Why did the scarecrow get an award? …Because he was outstanding in his field!

12 short vacation jokes

Absolutelysolutely! Here’s a batch of vacation jokes to get you in the mood for some fun.

1. Why did the scarecrow love his vacation? …Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Where do sharks go on vacation? …Finland!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on vacation? …Pouch potato!
4. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? …To get to the bottom!
5. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? …I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
6. Why don’t mummies take vacations? …They’re afraid to relax and unwind.
7. Where do sheep go on vacation? …The Baa-hamas!
8. What did the ocean say to the beach? …Nothing, it just waved.
9. Why was the broom late for work? …It overswept!
10. How do you prevent a summer cold? …Catch it in the winter!
11. What do you call a snowman in the summer? …A puddle.
12. Why did the melons decide to get married? …They cantalouped!

12 Witty Travel Puns

Here are a dozen to get you started:

1. That trip to Greece was awesome. It was feta-stic!
2. Paris? Oh, I Eiffel in love with that city.
3. I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s definitely on my Czech list.
4. Kenya believe how stunning those views are?
5. Beach, please!
6. Let’s give this vacation a whirl! It’s about to get plane awesome.
7. Travel is my therapy.
8. Iceland always takes my breath away – it’s simply gorge-ice.
9. These Italian streets are calling, and I must spaghetto.
10. I lava a good volcano hike.
11. Alpaca my bags, I’m outta here!
12. I need to book a trip. I’m getting a serious case of wanderlust.

12 Family Travel Puns

Here are 12 puns to get you and your family giggling on your next adventure.

1. Our family trips are always an ad-venison-ture.
2. Forget the souvenirs, these memories are truly shore-venirs.
3. This trip is unbe-leaf-able.
4. I’m having a whale of a time!
5. Let’s seas the day!
6. I lava this trip.
7. Tourist mode: Alpaca my bags!
8. Sorry for beach-in’ about the long drive.
9. These travel plans are just plane awesome.
10. Eiffel in love with Paris.
11. This vacation has Taj Ma-hall amazed.
12. I always find these trips a-moose-ing.

12 Best Mountain Puns

Here’s a collection of mountain puns to give you a good chuckle:

1. Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill-arious.
2. I don’t know what mountain has the best sense of humour, but Mount Everest is pretty high up there.
3. What did the mountain say to the volcano? “I lava you!”
4. Why did the climber have a change of heart? He started getting cold peaks.
5. Mountains are always up for an adventure. They’re very peak-y.
6. I tried to make a joke about mountains…but I didn’t think it had enough hill appeal.
7. What do mountains say when surprised? “Holy summit!”
8. This mountain range is really something…it’s un-Belize-able.
9. Climbing that mountain was tough, but the view made it all worth the uphill battle.
10. Mountains are great role models – they inspire people to reach new heights.
11. What do you call a friendly mountain? Mount Pleasant.
12. Why are mountains so great at problem-solving? They always think outside the peaks

12 Best Swimming Puns

Here are 12 splash-tastic swimming puns.

1. Swimming is my jam, just keep me away from jellyfish!
2. Training for the big swim meet has been ex-FIN-ding.
3. Don’t be koi, let’s go for a swim!
4. If you like swimming you must enjoy long strokes – of genius, that is!
5. It takes a strong mind not to go off the deep end when training is tough.
6. Pool days are fintastic!
7. Don’t let anyone rain on your pool parade.
8. I have this sinking feeling it’s pool time…
9. The other swimmers green with envy at my amazing backstroke.
10. Swimming and good jokes always make a big splash.
11. Water you up to today? Probably swimming…
12. I like to dive headfirst into new challenges.

12 Hilarious Hiking Puns

Get ready to chuckle on your next outdoor adventure:

1. I always get so emotional when I reach the top of a mountain. It’s truly a water-shed moment.
2. Why did the scarecrow love his job? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Okay, it’s a farm pun, but hikers see fields too!)
3. These hiking boots were made for walkin’, and that’s just what they’ll do.
4. Some people find hiking exhausting… I find it very re-tree-ting.
5. I’m lichen this hike so far!
6. Don’t take outdoor adventures for granite – they rock!
7. Just trying to avoid getting into any sticky s-tree-uations today.
8. This hike is tree-mendous!
9. The climb was tough, but the view was worth every uphill struggle. It was truly the peak of my day.
10. Hiking up here makes me feel on top of the world… I’m having a mountain of fun!
11. Every path I come across, I always take the path of leaf resistance.
12. The mountain views never fail to take my breath away. Or maybe that’s just the elevation…

I wish you fantastic holidays with these travel jokes and puns – wherever you go!